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Posts: 576 09/04/09 11:00:46 |
13:2 saith the LORD of hosts
13:7 Awake, O sword, against my shepherd, and against the man that is my fellow It seems to me he has a mate there... |
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Posts: 707 09/04/09 12:43:03 |
twillight wrote: Sounds like God is planning to use his "sword" on the shepard and his new freind. I wonder how many other times in the bible god tells peopls to use the "sword" and they just didn't realize that he meant sex... |
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Posts: 70 09/07/09 17:48:43 |
The title of this topic made me giggle immensely...
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Posts: 3 11/19/09 03:07:03 |
You know some times just to mess with People I tell them God is Asexual. seeing as one of the oldest Creation Myths is of the Egyptian God Ra jacking off
and making the earth and all of its kind....
I love God
Its ok to be Pagan
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Posts: 126 11/19/09 04:39:19 |
arkynox wrote:LMAO XDDD - I think I actually vaguely remember seeing imagery of something like that. I guess it means the Big Bang was not such a big bang or even a "bang" if you catch my incredibly immature drift. Yet somehow, it's a lot easier to believe that the Earth was created by a chronic masturbater(sp?) than by the Biblical god. |
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| God is gay | 09/04/09 11:00:46 | twillight |
| Re: God is gay | 09/04/09 12:43:03 | Quontir |
| Re: God is gay | 09/07/09 17:48:43 | Akito |
| Re: God is gay | 11/19/09 03:07:03 | arkynox |
| Re: God is gay | 11/19/09 04:39:19 | Akito |
