[quote]Heres the resolution: these are two separate accounts, describing two different occasions.

Just kidding.
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Don't laugh, I've had Christians use this explanation on me.

If I understand you, the discrepancy is from faulty translations of the Greek from Aramaic. Since the Gospels were written in Greek then why couldn't God inspire the writers to give consistent translations?
If God wanted us to be Atheists we'd be born that way.