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The plan was to hang himself by having his friend drive the chariot out from under Judas leaving him hanging in the air.(Judas was to fat to climb up on a horse or anything) Well things didn't go as planned. Just as Judas got the noose around his neck and the rope over a limb, the other end of the rope landed on one of the horses noses startling it. The horses reared backwards and Judas fell head first out of the chariot. The limb broke because of his obesity and Judas landed on the ground between the horses and the tree.


I thought that Judas accidentally hanged himself from the propeller of a spaceship (the ancient kind, when they still had propellers), which proceded to take off, flinging him every which way, and finally throwing him until he landed right smack dab on top of the chariot, busting it as well as himself! ;)

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