I mean, it's a simple matter of weight ratio, a 12 lb koala cannot carry a 150 lb. man!All Aussies know not to mess with a twelve pound koala. They're really a three dimensional projection of a four dimensional hyper-dimensional being that weighs as much as a neutron star. Their time runs in reverse, which is really handy for picking the right queue at the ticket counter.
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"If something as simple as matter requires a creator, why doesn't something as complex as God? If something as complex as God doesn't require a
creator, why does something as simple as matter?" Hawker Hurricane SAB
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Argy Lacedom wrote:Dear Argy, I think that we need to be more honest about Koalas to non-Australians. Foreign skeptics may think that you are joking and that Koalas are cute furry animals. I would like to point out that Qantas always has two big game hunters, armed and ready whenever they open the aeroplane's door at Sydney Airport. You may remember that disaster, in the late 70's when that Lufthansa 707 opened its doors without safari-hunters on guard. Two Koalas got into the aircraft. .....the carnage....blood and strudel everywhere.......those poor Germans.......really only shoes and lederhosen left....and a tuba with big teeth marks......and signs of desparate domestic paper recycling as the Germans knew their time was up. Foreign Skeptics beware of Australian wildlife if you value you life! |
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Qantas jet lands with gaping hole in fuselage "Boeing spokeswoman Liz Verdier said it was too soon to determine what caused the hole, . . ." Yeah, right. We know who did it. A person's reason for doing someone a good turn matters as much as the good turn itself.
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Jenth101 wrote: Yet another Qantas cover up. In a secret electronic CIA transmission that I can hear through my fillings, I discovered that there was a two-hour shootup
between American Homeland security armed hunters and three very angry Koalas in the cargo hold of this particular flight. The hole in the side was from an RPG
the Homeland security fired at the Koalas once they started to claw through the metal floor into the main cabin. Two Australian RAAF Spitfires and a
bi-plane were following the aircraft just incase the Koalas made their way into the cockpit. Another close call for Australia!
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