By YARK HUTPRANCER, Assholiated Press 1 minute ago
VENICE BEACH, CA - Jack-off god-believers still believe there is a loving, caring, all-powerful god, who, in an ancient religious text, can keep people alive in the middle of a fiery furnace, but sits around with his non-existent thumb up his stink-hole while children and other vulnerable people are taken advantage of.
"God must have some hidden plan that he is not revealing to us," said some annoying wacko who was clearly, desparately attempting to rationalize a ridiculous ancient belief, like a child rationalizes being beat by his parents. "I have faith that god has everything under control."
Although real, indisputable evidence that god has everything under control, or even exists, is lacking, jack-off god-believers continue in their stupid gullibility.
"I realize that gods let's children get tortured, raped, photographed in the nude by selfish adults, etc. I know that the elderly get taken advantage of, too. But you see, god is going to straighten all that out later. The people who get tortured today will be rewarded in heaven," stated moron believer number 13,778,324 in her continued attempt to make this shitty life into a fantasy one where some magic being who doesn't help now, but, for heaven's sake DEFINITELY EXISTS, will eventually give the hurt people cookies, as if that will make up for the bullshit they had to endure at the hands of his creation today.
Personally, This reporter is aghast.
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Yark reported in his underwear from his cousin's kitchen.
VENICE BEACH, CA - Jack-off god-believers still believe there is a loving, caring, all-powerful god, who, in an ancient religious text, can keep people alive in the middle of a fiery furnace, but sits around with his non-existent thumb up his stink-hole while children and other vulnerable people are taken advantage of.
"God must have some hidden plan that he is not revealing to us," said some annoying wacko who was clearly, desparately attempting to rationalize a ridiculous ancient belief, like a child rationalizes being beat by his parents. "I have faith that god has everything under control."
Although real, indisputable evidence that god has everything under control, or even exists, is lacking, jack-off god-believers continue in their stupid gullibility.
"I realize that gods let's children get tortured, raped, photographed in the nude by selfish adults, etc. I know that the elderly get taken advantage of, too. But you see, god is going to straighten all that out later. The people who get tortured today will be rewarded in heaven," stated moron believer number 13,778,324 in her continued attempt to make this shitty life into a fantasy one where some magic being who doesn't help now, but, for heaven's sake DEFINITELY EXISTS, will eventually give the hurt people cookies, as if that will make up for the bullshit they had to endure at the hands of his creation today.
Personally, This reporter is aghast.
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Yark reported in his underwear from his cousin's kitchen.
