Is it not an absurdity that the lord of the universe would speak in a way that might be confusing to those he KNOWS will get confused? Seems like it would have been more appropriate to use the word celbacy if he were truly interested in communicating clearly.

Also, is it not an absurdity that the god of the universe would recommend celibacy over marriage which was supposedly his plan for spewing billions of lesser beings into his own personal universe? I don't see Jesus here eschewing the joys of marriage and raising little Jesuses. I see a man who thinks that it would be better not to marry than to marry and risk divorce.

How absurd for a Lord of a universe to act, right?
"...the God I don't believe in is a good God, a just God, a merciful God. He's not the
mean and stupid God you make him out to be." - Lt. Scheisskopf's wife, from Catch 22 by Joseph Heller