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Why did Noah send a dove to tell if the flood receded? He could have looked out the window. - anathema - (12) - Nov 23 14 2:08 PM
    Re: Why did Noah send a dove to tell if the flood receded? He could have looked out the window. - Hawker Hurricane - Feb 27 13 7:39 AM
    Re: Why did Noah send a dove to tell if the flood receded? He could have looked out the window. - anathema - Feb 27 13 11:12 AM
    Re: Why did Noah send a dove to tell if the flood receded? He could have looked out the window. - Kitty BooBoo - Jul 27 14 7:27 PM
    Re: Why did Noah send a dove to tell if the flood receded? He could have looked out the window. - SigmundIvarsson - Aug 4 14 12:50 PM
       Re: Why did Noah send a dove to tell if the flood receded? He could have looked out the window. - wickle - Aug 5 14 8:55 AM
          Re: Why did Noah send a dove to tell if the flood receded? He could have looked out the window. - SigmundIvarsson - Aug 6 14 1:18 PM
             Re: Why did Noah send a dove to tell if the flood receded? He could have looked out the window. - wickle - Aug 7 14 6:53 AM
                Re: Why did Noah send a dove to tell if the flood receded? He could have looked out the window. - wickle - Aug 7 14 6:56 AM
    Re: Why did Noah send a dove to tell if the flood receded? He could have looked out the window. - Xenolan - Aug 7 14 12:47 PM
       Re: Why did Noah send a dove to tell if the flood receded? He could have looked out the window. - SigmundIvarsson - Aug 10 14 2:42 PM
    Re: Why did Noah send a dove to tell if the flood receded? He could have looked out the window. - DaveOfThisWorld - Nov 21 14 3:55 PM
       Re: Why did Noah send a dove to tell if the flood receded? He could have looked out the window. - wickle - Nov 23 14 2:08 PM
John (6:5-13) the Loaves and Fishes bit. - DaveOfThisWorld - (1) - Nov 21 14 4:03 PM
    Re: John (6:5-13) the Loaves and Fishes bit. - Yark Hutprancer - Nov 21 14 4:03 PM
Could slaves own slaves in the early bible? - robobass - (4) - Sep 24 14 6:51 PM
    Re: Could slaves own slaves in the early bible? - robobass - Sep 24 14 4:35 AM
    Re: Could slaves own slaves in the early bible? - Xenolan - Sep 24 14 9:18 AM
    Re: Could slaves own slaves in the early bible? - SigmundIvarsson - Sep 24 14 4:05 PM
       Re: Could slaves own slaves in the early bible? - wickle - Sep 24 14 6:51 PM
Bible quote where Jesus complains that his apostles misunderstood him - chulinn - (5) - Sep 19 14 6:59 AM
    Re: Bible quote where Jesus complains that his apostles misunderstood him - Scott - Sep 16 14 5:15 AM
    Re: Bible quote where Jesus complains that his apostles misunderstood him - chulinn - Sep 16 14 5:36 AM
       Re: Bible quote where Jesus complains that his apostles misunderstood him - Scott - Sep 16 14 4:19 PM
          Re: Bible quote where Jesus complains that his apostles misunderstood him - Yark Hutprancer - Sep 16 14 4:24 PM
    Re: Bible quote where Jesus complains that his apostles misunderstood him - SigmundIvarsson - Sep 19 14 6:59 AM
The Tower of Babel must have been REALLY tall - Xenolan - (10) - Jul 27 14 4:14 PM
    Re: The Tower of Babel must have been REALLY tall - Theoretical Skeptic - Jul 22 14 7:02 PM
       Re: The Tower of Babel must have been REALLY tall - Argy Lacedom - Jul 22 14 8:00 PM
          Re: The Tower of Babel must have been REALLY tall - Theoretical Skeptic - Jul 22 14 8:07 PM
             Re: The Tower of Babel must have been REALLY tall - wickle - Jul 22 14 9:20 PM
             Re: The Tower of Babel must have been REALLY tall - Argy Lacedom - Jul 23 14 12:12 AM
       Re: The Tower of Babel must have been REALLY tall - Yark Hutprancer - Jul 23 14 1:05 AM
    Re: The Tower of Babel must have been REALLY tall - Xenolan - Jul 23 14 10:43 AM
       Re: The Tower of Babel must have been REALLY tall - wickle - Jul 23 14 1:40 PM
    Re: The Tower of Babel must have been REALLY tall - SigmundIvarsson - Jul 26 14 2:53 PM
    Re: The Tower of Babel must have been REALLY tall - Philip Whaley - Jul 27 14 4:14 PM
genesis - SigmundIvarsson - (7) - Jul 3 14 10:29 PM
    Re: genesis - Theoretical Skeptic - Jun 25 14 3:12 PM
       Re: genesis - valdobiade.thecynicsmessag... - Jun 27 14 9:08 AM
          Re: genesis - Theoretical Skeptic - Jun 27 14 10:39 AM
             Re: genesis - valdobiade.thecynicsmessag... - Jun 27 14 11:58 AM
                Re: genesis - Theoretical Skeptic - Jun 27 14 4:49 PM
                   Re: genesis - valdobiade.thecynicsmessag... - Jun 27 14 6:50 PM
                      Re: genesis - Theoretical Skeptic - Jul 3 14 10:29 PM
Hebrews 11:1 - acw - (4) - Feb 18 14 8:52 AM
    Re: Hebrews 11:1 - Yark Hutprancer - Feb 15 14 1:54 PM
    Re: Hebrews 11:1 - Xenolan - Feb 17 14 8:42 AM
       Re: Hebrews 11:1 - wickle - Feb 17 14 9:06 AM
    Re: Hebrews 11:1 - One Brow - Feb 18 14 8:52 AM
Hundreds of Proofs of God/s - wickle - (3) - Feb 7 14 4:52 PM
    Re: Hundreds of Proofs of God/s - Yark Hutprancer - Feb 7 14 1:48 PM
    Re: Hundreds of Proofs of God/s - Argy Lacedom - Feb 7 14 3:38 PM
       Re: Hundreds of Proofs of God/s - wickle - Feb 7 14 4:52 PM
SAB Answers - Matthew 1:1 - Waterrock - (7) - Oct 13 13 7:02 PM
    Er. . . you took that seriously? - Malkut - Aug 3 05 1:50 AM
    to Malkut - jmy60 - Nov 27 12 12:16 AM
       Re: SAB Answers - Matthew 1:1 - wickle - Nov 27 12 9:15 AM
    Re: SAB Answers - Matthew 1:1 - TruthOverFaith - Sep 19 13 10:08 AM
    Watercocks delusion - TruthOverFaith - Sep 20 13 5:20 PM
       Re: SAB Answers - Matthew 1:1 - wickle - Sep 20 13 8:44 PM
          Wickie wanker - JebusBeDead - Oct 13 13 7:02 PM
Does Christianity refute itself? - gmdave449 - (6) - May 21 13 7:55 PM
    Re: Does Christianity refute itself? - wickle - Mar 16 13 8:59 AM
    Re: Does Christianity refute itself? - psychoboy - May 18 13 7:32 PM
       Re: Does Christianity refute itself? - valdobiade.thecynicsmessag... - May 18 13 8:52 PM
          Re: Does Christianity refute itself? - psychoboy - May 20 13 6:34 PM
             Re: Does Christianity refute itself? - valdobiade.thecynicsmessag... - May 20 13 7:27 PM
                Re: Does Christianity refute itself? - psychoboy - May 21 13 7:55 PM
Hot Topic w/ No New Posts Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - wickle - (28) - May 18 13 10:24 PM
    Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - wickle - Apr 24 13 11:02 PM
       Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - wickle - Apr 24 13 11:15 PM
          Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - wickle - Apr 24 13 11:31 PM
    Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - Baritone - Apr 25 13 12:06 AM
       Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - Argy Lacedom - Apr 25 13 4:41 AM
          Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - wickle - Apr 25 13 7:56 AM
             Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - wickle - Apr 25 13 8:14 AM
                Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - wickle - Apr 25 13 9:01 AM
    Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - wickle - Apr 27 13 6:18 PM
       Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - wickle - Apr 29 13 8:57 PM
          Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - Baritone - Apr 29 13 9:05 PM
    Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - wickle - Apr 30 13 5:46 PM
       Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - wickle - May 3 13 1:34 PM
          Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - Argy Lacedom - May 3 13 2:46 PM
             Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - wickle - May 3 13 3:31 PM
             Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - Baritone - May 3 13 4:38 PM
                Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - wickle - May 4 13 9:43 AM
                   Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - wickle - May 4 13 10:30 AM
    Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - wickle - May 3 13 6:04 PM
    Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - wickle - May 8 13 11:13 AM
       Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - valdobiade.thecynicsmessag... - May 8 13 2:03 PM
       Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - Yark Hutprancer - May 9 13 12:56 PM
    Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - wickle - May 17 13 4:58 PM
       Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - Argy Lacedom - May 17 13 5:27 PM
          Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - wickle - May 17 13 6:09 PM
          Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - Yark Hutprancer - May 17 13 10:17 PM
             Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - Baritone - May 18 13 1:27 PM
                Re: Absurdity of some dogma/doctrine /Belief Systems - wickle - May 18 13 10:24 PM
Aquatic mamals and fish not mentioned in Noah's Ark story - anathema - (8) - Feb 27 13 1:11 AM
    Re: Aquatic mamals and fish not mentioned in Noah's Ark story - Xenolan - Feb 25 13 10:47 AM
    Re: Aquatic mamals and fish not mentioned in Noah's Ark story - anathema - Feb 25 13 9:20 PM
    Re: Aquatic mamals and fish not mentioned in Noah's Ark story - Yark Hutprancer - Feb 26 13 2:30 AM
       Re: Aquatic mamals and fish not mentioned in Noah's Ark story - wickle - Feb 26 13 12:07 PM
    Re: Aquatic mamals and fish not mentioned in Noah's Ark story - anathema - Feb 26 13 8:38 PM
       Re: Aquatic mamals and fish not mentioned in Noah's Ark story - Argy Lacedom - Feb 26 13 9:31 PM
          Re: Aquatic mamals and fish not mentioned in Noah's Ark story - wickle - Feb 26 13 11:52 PM
       Re: Aquatic mamals and fish not mentioned in Noah's Ark story - anathema - Feb 27 13 1:09 AM
Matthew 8:1-4 - brandonplaysguitar - (4) - Nov 25 12 4:39 PM
    Re: Matthew 8:1-4 - busterggi - Feb 12 10 7:15 AM
    Re: Matthew 8:1-4 - Yark Hutprancer - Feb 12 10 8:08 AM
    Jesus' Instructions to the Healed Leper - Waterrock - Mar 3 10 7:37 PM
    Re: Matthew 8:1-4 - authordox.bibleversiondis... - Nov 25 12 4:39 PM
Population Explosion! - Salisria - (6) - Oct 24 12 9:07 AM
    Re: Population Explosion! - Xenolan - Oct 22 12 7:35 AM
       Re: Population Explosion! - wickle - Oct 22 12 12:47 PM
       Re: Population Explosion! - Argy Lacedom - Oct 22 12 6:20 PM
          Re: Population Explosion! - wickle - Oct 22 12 8:07 PM
          Re: Population Explosion! - Xenolan - Oct 22 12 10:14 PM
             Re: Population Explosion! - wickle - Oct 24 12 9:07 AM
Dumb quotes - wickle - (11) - Sep 1 12 8:07 AM
    Re: Dumb quotes - valdobiade.thecynicsmessag... - Aug 31 12 12:43 PM
       Re: Dumb quotes - wickle - Aug 31 12 12:53 PM
          Re: Dumb quotes - wickle - Aug 31 12 12:55 PM
             Re: Dumb quotes - wickle - Aug 31 12 12:57 PM
                Re: Dumb quotes - wickle - Aug 31 12 12:58 PM
                   Re: Dumb quotes - wickle - Aug 31 12 1:01 PM
                      Re: Dumb quotes - wickle - Aug 31 12 1:03 PM
                         Re: Dumb quotes - wickle - Aug 31 12 1:20 PM
                            Re: Dumb quotes - wickle - Aug 31 12 1:23 PM
                               Re: Dumb quotes - wickle - Aug 31 12 1:26 PM
       Re: Dumb quotes - wickle - Sep 1 12 8:07 AM
This guy is good at seeing the crazy - wickle - (3) - Aug 1 12 9:18 PM
    Re: This guy is good at seeing the crazy - Yark Hutprancer - Aug 1 12 8:08 PM
       Re: This guy is good at seeing the crazy - wickle - Aug 1 12 8:14 PM
          Re: This guy is good at seeing the crazy - Philip Traum - Aug 1 12 9:18 PM
David Bowie - .thetheist - (7) - May 9 12 12:01 PM
    Re: David Bowie - Philip Traum - May 2 12 9:11 PM
    Re: David Bowie - Yark Hutprancer - May 3 12 8:06 AM
    "I'm not going to post on any forums of any kind any more." - busterggi - May 3 12 9:15 AM
    Re: David Bowie - wickle - May 3 12 11:13 AM
    Re: David Bowie - valdobiade.thecynicsmessag... - May 3 12 2:14 PM
    Re: David Bowie - Xenolan - May 9 12 12:01 PM
Lot's Daughters - PlayingJane - (11) - May 7 12 7:43 PM
    Re: Lot's Daughters - valdobiade.thecynicsmessag... - May 1 12 10:32 AM
    Re: Lot's Daughters - Yark Hutprancer - May 1 12 1:51 PM
       Re: Lot's Daughters - valdobiade.thecynicsmessag... - May 2 12 10:57 AM
          Re: Lot's Daughters - Argy Lacedom - May 2 12 2:27 PM
             Not true! - busterggi - May 3 12 9:13 AM
                Re: Lot's Daughters - valdobiade.thecynicsmessag... - May 3 12 11:41 AM
                   He's just a very naughty boy! - Argy Lacedom - May 3 12 2:12 PM
                   but - busterggi - May 4 12 9:28 AM
                      Re: Lot's Daughters - valdobiade.thecynicsmessag... - May 4 12 11:41 AM
                         Re: Lot's Daughters - Argy Lacedom - May 4 12 3:46 PM
    Re: Lot's Daughters - psychoboy - May 7 12 7:43 PM
Matthew 27:52-53 - (Extra) The Saints and the Holy City - Waterrock - (11) - Apr 9 12 12:03 PM
    Re: Matthew 27:52-53 - (Extra) The Saints and the Holy City - Franciscan Monkey - Jan 24 06 8:33 PM
       Re: Matthew 27:52-53 - (Extra) The Saints and the Holy City - Iznomneak - Jan 24 06 9:43 PM
          Exactly. Thanks. - Franciscan Monkey - Jan 24 06 9:48 PM
       Re: Matthew 27:52-53 - (Extra) The Saints and the Holy City - Waterrock - Jan 25 06 1:27 AM
          Better, but still not quite there - Franciscan Monkey - Jan 25 06 7:12 AM
    Re: Matthew 27:52-53 - (Extra) The Saints and the Holy City - 2fleas - Jan 25 06 11:12 PM
    Matthew and his Easter story - C I A - Apr 8 12 2:41 PM
       Re: Matthew 27:52-53 - (Extra) The Saints and the Holy City - Argy Lacedom - Apr 8 12 3:06 PM
       Re: Matthew 27:52-53 - (Extra) The Saints and the Holy City - Yark Hutprancer - Apr 8 12 4:39 PM
          Re: Matthew 27:52-53 - (Extra) The Saints and the Holy City - Argy Lacedom - Apr 8 12 4:54 PM
    Re: Matthew 27:52-53 - (Extra) The Saints and the Holy City - valdobiade.thecynicsmessag... - Apr 9 12 12:03 PM
3:25 And the king said, Divide the living child in two, and give half to the one, and half to the other. 3:26 Then spake the woman whose the living child was unto the king, for her bowels yearned upo - drseinfeld - (4) - Feb 6 12 2:09 PM
    Re: 3:25 And the king said, Divide the living child in two, and give half to the one, and half to the other. 3:26 Then spake the woman whose the living child was unto the king, for her bowels... - busterggi - Feb 3 12 12:16 PM
       Re: 3:25 And the king said, Divide the living child in two, and give half to the one, and half to the other. 3:26 Then spake the woman whose the living child was unto the king, for her bowels... - Yark Hutprancer - Feb 3 12 4:00 PM
          Re: 3:25 And the king said, Divide the living child in two, and give half to the one, and half to the other. 3:26 Then spake the woman whose the living child was unto the king, for her bowels... - busterggi - Feb 6 12 11:40 AM
             HAHA! (NT) - Yark Hutprancer - Feb 6 12 2:09 PM

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