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Clara Listensprechen	Whose sperm did God use to knock up Mary?		Lead	[-]
Posts: 94 05/23/06 16:36:53	Tags : None This addresses the female body as an Intelligent design. No sperm, no preggers. One sperm don't usually get it, either--out of 100,000 sperm, it's the one that's the fastest. God didn't make a Jesus like he made an Adam or a Malachi. Without Mary, there'd be no Jesus, and that's the law according to his Intelligent Design. Now--we have another peculiar situation that God created that today's evangelical fundies are totally against: two dads. But isn't that what Jesus had? If God f*ked Mary and abandoned the kid, the kid was a bastard who could use an adoptive father like Joseph. Joseph is regarded as Jesus' adoptive father, but only Joseph could claim a bloodline to David--not Jesus. Today a fundie shot back at me that the lineage was more probably via Mary's bloodline, not Joseph's and what THAT does is call Matthew a liar. There is a third option that gay guys would embrace, I'm sure: 1) Jesus wasn't abandoned; 2) Jesus still had an adoptive dad 3) Therefore JESUS HAD TWO DADS. In the OT, God never had a problem with two or more moms, so it stands to good reason that he doesn't have a problem with two dads, either.
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raphjd	Re: Whose sperm did God use to knock up Mary?	#1	[url]	[-]
Posts: 2132 05/24/06 00:25:00	Well, if Peter can have 2 dads {per your name game thread}, then I don't see why Jesus can't either. "If Homosexuals went back into the closet, then there would be no more Homosexuality in this world" - Tom DeLay, US Congressman R-TX "And secondly, I think we must admit that the discussion of these disputed points has no tendency at all to bring an outsider into the Christian fold. So long as we write and talk about them we are much more likely to deter him from entering any Christian communion than to draw him into our own. Our divisions should never be discussed except in the presence of those who have already come to believe that there is one God and that Jesus Christ is His only Son" - C.S. Lewis
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Keith and Company	Re: Whose sperm did God use to knock up Mary?	#2	[url]	[-]
Posts: 3733 05/24/06 04:11:35	*Quote:* God didn't make a Jesus like he made an Adam or a Malachi. Without Mary, there'd be no Jesus, and that's the law according to his Intelligent Design. The flesh of one individual can be used to create a second, other gender individual, namely Eve. He could have fertilized one of Mary's eggs with another of Mary's eggs, suitably irradiated to wither one of the legs of the X to make it Y.
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nonbeliever	Re: Whose sperm did God use to knock up Mary?	#3	[url]	[-]
Posts: 456 05/24/06 14:19:22	That brings up an interesting point. The lineage could not be that of Mary's according to tradition. Back then women were not highly reguarded in the Christian community, therefore it would have been unheard of to trace ones lineage through matrilineal means. Oh dear, says God, I hadnt thought of that, and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. ~ Douglas Adams
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Malkut	It was Di Vinci.	#4	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6925 05/25/06 21:04:32	Read all about it in my new, best-selling novel that blatantly cashes in on that other one! It's like I'm printing my own money! Often a non-Christian knows something about the earth, the heavens, and the other parts of the world, about the motions and orbits of the stars and even their sizes and distances, . . . and this knowledge he holds with certainty from reason and experience. It is thus offensive and disgraceful for an unbeliever to hear a Christian talk nonsense about such things, claiming that what he is saying is based in Scripture. We should do all that we can to avoid such an embarrassing situation, lest the unbeliever see only ignorance in the Christian and laugh to scorn." - St. Augustine, "De Genesi ad litteram libri duodecim" ***NOTE: All references to any God, gods, or other metaphysical concepts are hypothetical in nature and do not imply belief in said deities unless specifically indicated. These statements do not represent the opinion of the poster, his family, friends, other posters, EZboard, or the dark satanic masters that possess him and are secretly pulling his strings. All information copyright 2005 Big Faceless Corp.
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nonbeliever	Re: Whose sperm did God use to knock up Mary?	#5	[url]	[-]
Posts: 456 05/25/06 21:17:55	*Quote:* It's like I'm printing my own money! Could you print some for me too??? I just want enough to pay my house off. -------------------- Oh dear, says God, I hadnt thought of that, and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. ~ Douglas Adams
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Whose sperm did God use to knock up Mary?	05/23/06 16:36:53	Clara Listensprechen
Re: Whose sperm did God use to knock up Mary?	05/24/06 00:25:00	raphjd
Re: Whose sperm did God use to knock up Mary?	05/24/06 04:11:35	Keith and Company
Re: Whose sperm did God use to knock up Mary?	05/24/06 14:19:22	nonbeliever
It was Di Vinci.	05/25/06 21:04:32	Malkut
Re: Whose sperm did God use to knock up Mary?	05/25/06 21:17:55	nonbeliever